Ep 085 - Honeymoon Micro-Penis, Mixed Sex Stag Parties?! & The World’s Heaviest Human Sponge

SKIPPERS - jump to 27:33 to begin the stories! We start by chatting about Lady Gaga’s broken engagement and about the rumours why it happened. We discuss whether it’s cool to invite younger single women to a joint bachelor / bachelorette party with married groomsmen? We hear about a listener who had a pack of tourists surround them loving their mountie, another listener who had a nightmare experience with her wedding photographer - and the photographer then BLAMES the unreasonably long editing time on the bride’s “fat arms”! We hear about a bride who unintentionally became the world’s heaviest human sponge and we finish up with some nightmare dating stories and chat about Dirty John on Netflix. Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first few are free) plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday over on Patreon! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings Our new official sponsor of The Secret Life of Weddings is Hitch Switch! Change your name on-line, not in-line. Check out this timesaving hack and get 10% off at http://hitchswitch.com with promo code SLOW10. To get $50 off the most amazing mattress in the world, visit http://endy.secretlifeofweddings.com To share your story, please email [email protected] or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/secretlifeofweddings Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/secretlifeofweddings/support