The Nuggets' front office has a plan... we think. In this emotionally unstable episode, we attempt to break down the Nuggets’ offseason while simultaneously breaking down ourselves. With no cap space, no picks, and no clear backup center, all we’ve got left is hope—and a mid-level exception. We laugh, we cry, we pretend trading for superstars will solve this.

If you believe in manifestation, duct tape lineups, and Jokic cloning technology, this one’s for you.

Hope is the strategy. Therapy is the backup.