Eliana draws a hard line at marrying the housekeeper, declares all husbands guilty by association, and rebrands a two-month sex drought as “vaginal freedom.” Leora’s basement has become a dungeon, the sump pump is screaming, and “flushable” wipes are exposed as the scam of the century.

We cover HRT patches, Ozempic envy, elevator button rage, keyless cars no one understands, and why Eliana is now a born-again virgin saving herself for her next-life husband. Nothing is sacred, and no one is safe. By the end of this episode, you’ll question your life choices—and maybe your housekeeper.

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