This week on Pull My Leg, Mark and Miles welcome Benjamin' Mahholife, founder of Horns, Strings & Musical Things — a retirement home for overworked, out-of-tune, and emotionally exhausted musical instruments.

Despite having absolutely no musical talent, Benjamin' has dedicated years of life to giving trumpets, violins, and cymbals the dignity they never knew they needed. In this episode, we explore the origins of the instrument retreat, meet some of its most dramatic residents, and learn why music education trauma affects instruments just as much as humans.

It’s heartfelt. It’s ridiculous. It’s Pull My Leg.