Are you a horror icon? Here's a checklist to find out:

- Are you now or have you ever worn a mask made of your victims' skin?

- Do teenagers having intercourse near moonlit lakes make you murderous with rage?

- Has the queer community inexplicably claimed you as an aspirational figure?

- Have you recently begun to suspect that you are essentially immortal?

- Does blood make you climax?

If the answer to all of these is yes, you're either-- sorry to say -- one of the Pals, or -- congratulations! -- a horror icon! Maybe we talk about you in this episode?

Only one way to find out!