Horrorble Opinions

It’s time for the 2026 Horrorble Awards show!  Ride that snake into the propeller with us as we discuss the year’s winners and losers.  With over 20 categories this is a show that you aren’t gonna want to miss!  Also Ryan orders a prostitute at the start for some reason.

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We wish you would join us as we discuss 2026’s breakout hit Obsession. We had been binging the shit out of dungeon crawler carl before recording this one, can you tell? There’s gotta be some kind of warranty on these wishes right? Snap into a slim jim and get inside me brother.

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Join your Horroble Hosts as we expose Jane Goodall with the help of Primate (2025), directed by Johannes Roberts. No frog deserves this. We've been saying something is wrong with Ben for decades and nobody heeded our warnings. That's on you. Maybe if we don't show our Primate a chimp constantly getting robbed he'd be in a better mood. Good job on the no rabies Hawaii. That's a real thing apparently, unlike Daniel's slander of Jane.

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Horrorble Opinions is working through the Fourth Of July weekend to earn our double pay while watching Graveyard Shift (1990), directed by Ralph S. Singleton. Ok, we said it was for the double pay, but in our hearts it's because we want to be next to Brad Dourif. Why do we keep going into sweet-baby-rat-bat's home and making so much noise? How much does rat-bat get paid to work security? How many times should OSHA visit a workplace? Who can deliver their lines with such musicality that one is compelled to turn them into a song? Who else thinks that one shot looks like a guy emptying his balls into a corner? You know the shot. Is there such a thing as post-stab-clarity? Bring your best "what accent is that" and let's go disturb bat-rat's spa day.

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Thank you for joining us on International Goro Day to discuss the 2016 found footage horror comedy They’re Watching.  Who’s watching who you might ask.  Well Korean turtle is watching the three hosts repeatedly get the boyfriends name wrong.  It’s Goran by the way..  What the fuck is a doyna?  They make it sound tasty.  Can you pick it up with your medicinal prescription from the butcher?

This podcast has good bones, come back in six months to see what we do with it.

Trigger warning:  We are under the almost 100% guaranteed incorrect assumption that Moldova is a country trapped in the middle ages.

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Horrorble Opinions wishes they'd paid for the seaweed wraps while watching The Mummy (2026), directed by Lee Cronin. Who's fault is it really that you didn't know your daughter was a candy addict? What uno-reverse card do you have your back pocket for when your wife starts throwing blame around? How cool would it be to have a black pyramid in your own backyard? Should we just be pulling names out of a hat for next to snowball the demon? Was that boy in Speak No Evil a total waste of space idiot and bad dancer? Why does a mother introduce her child as being from another country when he was born and raised in America? Grab the moisturizer, some gel wraps, and a better toe nail clipper at the airport because these authorities can't wait to be rid of us and our mummy daughter demon who is legally distinct and seperate from any other pre-existing evil and/or dead demons. The alternative title for this movie is Grandma's Day of Oopsies.

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Bug Buster (1998), directed by Lorenzo Doumani. Should we have had higher asperations for how Buck was gonna die? Since when is peeping not a crime? Why did you kill off Trailor Park Trash! They're a legend, ok. Movie loses a star for that. How many hosts turned this movie off right when credits began? What would be a good name for our science podcast spinoff? How do you pronounce Demi Moore? Ryan say's it's Duh-mee, but nobody believes him. And how high does the water bill have to get before you can legaly abandon your adult baby girl? Don't blast that bug until you've listened to someone's mother give wrong information about airport security.

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Welcome Horrorble People to the Horrorble Opinion's forest hotel retreat. It comes with goats! It comes with a red-headed forest man! We even have a hag! And that ain't no BS, no, it's Hokum (2026), directed by Damian McCarthy. What's the difference diffrence between a motel and a hotel? When is a forest witch an unwelcomed guest? Can you identify the appropriate chair for a shining party situation? Is an eye a third hole? If you had done any research you would know things, what's wrong with that statement? Who wants to

pretend to be a goat to get shot with an arrow? Under which circumstances might you as well live on the moon? How many lives have fidget spinners saved? Do rituals require only white chalk? Grab your thickest bottle, choose a knee, and wonder through the desert into a forest into a cellar. There's a special thanks to a super star in the credits.

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Imagine trying to describe a podcast to someone who had never listened to a podcast and then that person has to write a synopsis of that podcast and that is us discussing 2026’s Backrooms. It’s free real estate, bring cake.

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Horrorble Opinions read Crabs on the Rampage (1981), written by Guy N. Smith. What can we say? Is it a book? Sure looks like one. Does it have pages? Yes. Do things happen? Yes. Is this one man's opportunity to kill off people he finds annoying? Feels that way. Usually you should read or watch the material first and then come listen to our Horrorble takes on it, but this time maybe you just skip the source material. This book turned us into doomsayers.

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