Heyyyy. What can I say? It's been a while and I know it - I went dark, bro. Listen, does your house have a peephole? Mine doesn't and it really should. Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Probably not, but you probably know how to shoot a gun better than them. If you also make mimosas and watch "Trisha's Southern Kitchen" followed by "Barefoot Contessa," we could maybe be friends, but only if you also feel bad when you eat too many chicken wings. Pull up a chair, it's time for a little Hot Chicken.