As documentaries are often tragic in nature, where better to head back to than the gator-and-body-infested swamps of Florida to get some good material? This week, the land of tragedy has provided us with a wealth of teen desperation to unpack as we close the blinds, turn on private browsing, and watch Hot Girls Wanted. Join us as we wonder why amateur porn stars insist on going by "Ava ______," assess Paris Hilton's ability to lay down good pipe, bear our souls like a couple of amateur starlets, and lots more! DISCLAIMER: NSFW content NOT suitable for children, moms, dads, OUR moms, OUR dads, or furries (as always).