On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: PETA making children's nursery rhymes more inclusive and aware of animals, MI 5th grader brings in weed gummies to the same school a kindergartner brought margaritas a few weeks earlier and a mother loses her mind over it and is now on a war path (all reason is out the window), OK woman tries to frame her husband by downloading child porn onto his old phone in an attempt get custody (long story short: don't do that it hasn't gone well for her), a 60 year old man dies of a heart attack while trying to dispose of the body of a woman he just killed in an act of instant universal karma or they were spies and the CIA got them (new theory Rum Runnas Razer the most complicated explanation must be correct), and a cybernetics company gave 350 people suffering from different levels of blindness new cybernetic eyes (yay!) but now they can support the eyes anymore and those people are going blind irrevocably blind! Also more math than has ever been on this show about the plausibility of the Matrix human battery idea!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Woke Nursery Rhymes / Express:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1609168/nursery-rhymes-vegan-makeover-peta?fbclid=IwAR3V8gr6Cm1ycKW1gDVSDeWOwmtytHEjLKccgn6Rdse81u46hthwfllUmvY#l3605qz14diwis90nb

Elementary School Parties Hard / Fox News

https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/5th-grader-brings-weed-gummies-to-livonia-school-that-kindergartner-brought-margaritas?fbclid=IwAR2jhuN1gcEvcogZjEnytdhb-juQzyViBSUoCVifjijd9p40FKvbfQ5CZy4

Don't Frame Your Husband / PennLive:

https://www.pennlive.com/crime/2022/05/wife-filled-husbands-phone-with-child-porn-in-attempt-to-get-custody-of-children-oklahoma-police-say.html?outputType=amp&fbclid=IwAR3rvvDwALzYg918P2z5BrMUrqQViyy8P5SdmrWOWA-U0aeYTp8DS142yck

Instant Karma / Tri-City Herald:

https://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article261301452.html?fbclid=IwAR0OiHCWVapnL-NsmjUHogOS-vgRtjJivD95bjRHmGISAoxVezl3LNau4uU

Pure Evil / Futurism: 

https://futurism.com/neoscope/bionic-eye-implants-expire?utm_campaign=trueanthem_AI&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_term=futurism&fbclid=IwAR38o_6VtXiLwD-rikupO3fi4yoxuGAyAmO_Zeu0v7qH9TEosDICGsnZAuI

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