This week: Cleaning out our google drive of hot takes. Reading through Sam's angry hate comments. Tasting Cup Noodles new s'mores flavor. A bubble gum conundrum. A mysterious donut factory in Queens. Max's sauce intuitions. Flats or flaps? Backstreet Boys deep lore. The open book boy hair part. Bad breath at Pollo Tropical. Pick-me behavior in the comments. The Zaneissance. Sam's side part dilemma. A hack for food blog recipes. Upsetting dog mom culture. Artificial flavors.