On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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The Studio Version Of “Hairdresser” Is Up For Sale

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Stairway To Stardom Gay May Still Be Alive!

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In Store Credit Card Fraud

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A DV Listener’s Dickhole Story

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Killed By A Cock

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Ornamental Reindeer Dick

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KFC Chicken Scented Fire Logs

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Monkey Slave Labor

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