Cardinals blow it with bizarre plays, and Dan in Carteret says the Yankees are doomed against the Blue Jays—7+ runs in the Bronx could trigger a radio bloodbath. Dodgers take 2-0 as Hunter Brody loses it, while Trevor Lawrence trips his way to a Jags win and Mike McDaniel struggles to get words out. Daboll stays confident, LeBron teases a “huge announcement,” and Gio cracks up as the turnover-free Jets keep making history for all the wrong reasons.