We dive into the bizarre mystery of a Virginia coach who disappeared amid an investigation—and Gio's plan to walk off into the woods one day! Plus: C-Lo's final update covers Hal Steinbrenner's Yankees expenses, the Nimmo trade fallout, and Kyle Shanahan's fiery defense of the Niners' post-game slap! It all ends with the Moment of the Day: Boomer's Lil Jon impression!