This week on The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re turning up the volume on the weird, the savage, and the flat-out unbelievable. First, what those strange creaks and clanks in your house are really trying to tell you (spoiler: your wallet won’t like it).

Marris is back with another unapologetically brutal review that leaves no survivors. We’ve also got your chance to score in the Hubbard House Giveaway, because chaos still comes with freebies. And yes… Chicago rats are officially going vegan, thanks to plant-based birth control. Only in this city. All that, plus your daily dose of rock, laughs, and what happened science?