Join us as we journey into Week Three of our Spooktastic Halloween Adventure, with a movie so shitty, even the director couldn't help but make fun of it. This week we suffer through 2003's video game inspired abomination, "House of the Dead."
The overall gist of the situation: 20-somethings head to the mysterious island based rave of the year only to be forced into survival mode when they realize Isla de la Muerte isn't just a catchy name.
If awful movies based on awesome arcade games from your youth are your thing, than boy, do we have the episode for you. There's an early evening rave brought to you by SEGA, Prodigy "lite," Spaniards from Spain, being immortal to live forever, a bevy of really bad boobs, a classic case of the bubbles shouldn't be coming from down there, the hazardous turn table technique, Palpatine and Clint Howard's third appearance on the podcast! We learn in Haiti, you never turn a person into a zombie, The Doctor really hates the show "24," Snowy gets controversial, probably piss off Wyclef, take the stance that it's a bad idea to fist fight a hoard of zombies and we take a time out for Vodka Bombs. There's church houses, accidental boob grazes, a black and white tale from the high seas, restaurant lingo, talk of the grapefruit technique and if we could turn back time, we would change a rating entirely! All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times!