SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING SPOILERS AHEAD!

Guys. Seriously. We’ve got a Star Trek v Star Wars knife fight.

We could have spent the whole hour just on that, but alas, there is so much more to cover. We’ve got to talk about Al’s incredible losing streak, the incredible lack of Terry Crews, and the incredible meh that is Castlevania. So… overall… the episode is pretty... I don’t know. I can’t think of a word to use here.