We hate COVID, but we love, love, love the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival. So we invited a bunch of Jazzfest lifers on to talk about how they're coping during what would have been Jazzfest. In a very long (sorry!) but wide-ranging discussion, we meander from festival chairs and porch hangs to volunteering and golfing (with balls, not discs). Meanwhile, Andrew wonders about the magical invincibility powers of COVID masks, while Joel hopes we've put FOMO and selfies to bed once and for all. Remember to stay safe, y'all, and keep ya distance.