In this episode of Alleged Fed, Batman and Robin set their sights on a racist German national who fancied himself a criminal mastermind. He bragged about being ex–special forces, part of the “master race,” and far too brilliant for American cops to catch. He swore he’d never be taken alive.

So naturally, he ended up face-down in handcuffs in a Las Vegas casino hallway.

Join us as we unravel how this so-called genius managed to underestimate two federal agents who still argue about which one of them has to be Robin. Between his racist rants, delusions of grandeur, and laughable escape plans, this was less “Bond villain” and more “felony stupid.”

Allegedly.