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Based on a post by oldtruckdriver.
“Jesus Cats!”
Chloe thought to herself as she slowly walked home on Saturday
She was a reasonably good looking gal. An old boyfriend had once
In her teen years, she was a nerd and went to college on a full
She had a good job as an I T troubleshooter. Which meant she was
She had good fashion sense, thanks to her sorority immersion, and
That's all she was looking for really. She liked being single,
She was happy with her body and herself. She was as she thought of
Chloe had gone home Friday after work and had a bite to eat. A
So she put on a short black skirt paired with black lace top thigh
She walked four blocks to an area that had many bars, restaurants,
He took the hint and told the other guys he would catch them
"Chloe, John, have a seat." the waitress came by and
He turned to Chloe and stated "So you're looking for a hookup
Chloe smiled and asked, "Why do you say that?"
"Because you came in here alone and have been checking out
The waitress set their drinks down and John handed her cash
Chloe said, "You're pretty good. You forgot that I looked
"And you certainly do, the question is, what are we going to
"Not my place, no offense, but I don't like people I've just
"I understand completely. My place is out tonight. I have two
"Wow, you must have understanding, or deaf, neighbors,"
"It's a row house over in Crack-town," he explained, "I
"Yeah well, even with no band practice I'm not going to that
"I drive a Town Car during the day. I was going to turn it in
"I got fucked in a lot of cars in high school, I always
They went out the door and he led the way to the alley. Chloe
She helped him to his feet and called 911. They moved out of the
Well that had been her Friday night. Now here it was Saturday
Work had called at 9:00am that morning with an emergency server
The problem was unusual but she had figured it out fairly quickly
He really was cute and while they talked Chloe got to thinking a
"Great," she said, "we can go to your place."
He replied nervously, "W-we can't do that, I live with my
"Jesus Christ," she muttered under her breath. "Well
"Um, well OK, I've never done it in a car in broad daylight
"Fine," she said abandoning her cart. "pay for your
She followed him out to an SUV. He started to put his bags in the
"Get in and drive down there," she said, pointing.
He parked the car and hopped in the back with her.
She said, "This isn't exactly private so we probably
The store sat on a small hill and the parking lot sloped down to
Chloe and the guy, she never did get his name, were so engrossed
Son of a bitch, she thought. She slowly got up and brushed her
She saw a Convenience store on the corner and figured that would
She stopped and looked over her shoulder and wiggled her ass
She took off her pants and used a wad of wet paper towels to clean
"Need any more help cleaning up honey," he smirked.
"You are a pig," she told him, "but are you a fuck
"Why, what are you talking about?" he asked confused.
"I asked if you were a fuck pig. In other words, if I asked
He stared at her for a second and said, "If you want to get a
Oh damn, she thought to herself, this crude SOB was just what she
She pulled the man over by his jacket collar and said, "I
She turned and pulled down her pants and panties and leaned her
"Back away from the woman and get on your knees, now!"
They both looked toward the side street and saw a squad car with
Oh shit! What do I do now? The guy had backed away from her and
The cops repeated the order to get on their knees. She was about
This time he yelled at them, "Fuck you, assholes, I ain't
One of the cops kept his weapon on him and the other circled
She told them she was fine, that nothing had happened. The guy by
They asked her if she wanted to file a complaint. She said no, she
"So, this was all consensual?" one of them asked.
"Yes, of course," she said, "why are you asking
Apparently there had been three rapes in the last two weeks in the
They took her name and told her she was free to go but please, be
She called for a ride, they told her 20 minutes so she went inside
It was nearly 5:00 pm when she got home. She took off her clothes
That had been a disaster too. She had sat do;
"Excuse me ma'am," the man said, rising from the stoop
She nearly jumped out of her skin and let out a small, "Eek."
The man stepped back and held up his hands exclaiming, "Jesus
"You scared the wits out of me. What's the matter with you.
Still keeping his hands at shoulder height he chuckled and said,
"Why," she asked suspiciously, "where's your
He pointed with a finger of one of his still upraised arms at the
"Oh put your arms down or someone will think I'm the one
"Thank you," he said gratefully, "my girlfriend, or
"Well, I can see why she was upset but that seems a little
"You mean bat shit crazy don't you?" he laughed.
Chloe giggled and said, "Yeah that sounds a little closer to
"Would you believe my sister?"
She burst out laughing then tried to apologize.
"I know," he laughed, "it's funny, but it's not
"Sure," she said just as it started raining, "shit,
They made it into the foyer of her building before getting
While he was calling she returned to her musing about what had
She had sat down at a table by herself. She ordered the linguine
By Steamy StoriesBased on a post by oldtruckdriver.
“Jesus Cats!”
Chloe thought to herself as she slowly walked home on Saturday
She was a reasonably good looking gal. An old boyfriend had once
In her teen years, she was a nerd and went to college on a full
She had a good job as an I T troubleshooter. Which meant she was
She had good fashion sense, thanks to her sorority immersion, and
That's all she was looking for really. She liked being single,
She was happy with her body and herself. She was as she thought of
Chloe had gone home Friday after work and had a bite to eat. A
So she put on a short black skirt paired with black lace top thigh
She walked four blocks to an area that had many bars, restaurants,
He took the hint and told the other guys he would catch them
"Chloe, John, have a seat." the waitress came by and
He turned to Chloe and stated "So you're looking for a hookup
Chloe smiled and asked, "Why do you say that?"
"Because you came in here alone and have been checking out
The waitress set their drinks down and John handed her cash
Chloe said, "You're pretty good. You forgot that I looked
"And you certainly do, the question is, what are we going to
"Not my place, no offense, but I don't like people I've just
"I understand completely. My place is out tonight. I have two
"Wow, you must have understanding, or deaf, neighbors,"
"It's a row house over in Crack-town," he explained, "I
"Yeah well, even with no band practice I'm not going to that
"I drive a Town Car during the day. I was going to turn it in
"I got fucked in a lot of cars in high school, I always
They went out the door and he led the way to the alley. Chloe
She helped him to his feet and called 911. They moved out of the
Well that had been her Friday night. Now here it was Saturday
Work had called at 9:00am that morning with an emergency server
The problem was unusual but she had figured it out fairly quickly
He really was cute and while they talked Chloe got to thinking a
"Great," she said, "we can go to your place."
He replied nervously, "W-we can't do that, I live with my
"Jesus Christ," she muttered under her breath. "Well
"Um, well OK, I've never done it in a car in broad daylight
"Fine," she said abandoning her cart. "pay for your
She followed him out to an SUV. He started to put his bags in the
"Get in and drive down there," she said, pointing.
He parked the car and hopped in the back with her.
She said, "This isn't exactly private so we probably
The store sat on a small hill and the parking lot sloped down to
Chloe and the guy, she never did get his name, were so engrossed
Son of a bitch, she thought. She slowly got up and brushed her
She saw a Convenience store on the corner and figured that would
She stopped and looked over her shoulder and wiggled her ass
She took off her pants and used a wad of wet paper towels to clean
"Need any more help cleaning up honey," he smirked.
"You are a pig," she told him, "but are you a fuck
"Why, what are you talking about?" he asked confused.
"I asked if you were a fuck pig. In other words, if I asked
He stared at her for a second and said, "If you want to get a
Oh damn, she thought to herself, this crude SOB was just what she
She pulled the man over by his jacket collar and said, "I
She turned and pulled down her pants and panties and leaned her
"Back away from the woman and get on your knees, now!"
They both looked toward the side street and saw a squad car with
Oh shit! What do I do now? The guy had backed away from her and
The cops repeated the order to get on their knees. She was about
This time he yelled at them, "Fuck you, assholes, I ain't
One of the cops kept his weapon on him and the other circled
She told them she was fine, that nothing had happened. The guy by
They asked her if she wanted to file a complaint. She said no, she
"So, this was all consensual?" one of them asked.
"Yes, of course," she said, "why are you asking
Apparently there had been three rapes in the last two weeks in the
They took her name and told her she was free to go but please, be
She called for a ride, they told her 20 minutes so she went inside
It was nearly 5:00 pm when she got home. She took off her clothes
That had been a disaster too. She had sat do;
"Excuse me ma'am," the man said, rising from the stoop
She nearly jumped out of her skin and let out a small, "Eek."
The man stepped back and held up his hands exclaiming, "Jesus
"You scared the wits out of me. What's the matter with you.
Still keeping his hands at shoulder height he chuckled and said,
"Why," she asked suspiciously, "where's your
He pointed with a finger of one of his still upraised arms at the
"Oh put your arms down or someone will think I'm the one
"Thank you," he said gratefully, "my girlfriend, or
"Well, I can see why she was upset but that seems a little
"You mean bat shit crazy don't you?" he laughed.
Chloe giggled and said, "Yeah that sounds a little closer to
"Would you believe my sister?"
She burst out laughing then tried to apologize.
"I know," he laughed, "it's funny, but it's not
"Sure," she said just as it started raining, "shit,
They made it into the foyer of her building before getting
While he was calling she returned to her musing about what had
She had sat down at a table by herself. She ordered the linguine