It’s like Christmas Eve, but the opposite. When will the torture end?! It’s hard to give in to the thrill that our dangerous orange dictator-wannabe lunatic looks set to get the boot when you’re sick to your stomach considering the politics that enabled his rise in the first place. WHY THE F*CK IS THIS ELECTION SO CLOSE? Anyone holding on to hope that the Democratic Party will wake up and shape up THIS TIME? No? Us neither…