WHAT'S UP MISCINISTAS. We're back. 

This week's rundown:

1. The Continuing Adventures of Mauro and Wanda

2. Mario changes the celebration game

3. Becks gets a statue

4. When beards implants go bad 

5. USWNT rocking the names of heroes

6. Jesse and Rash's Excellent Adventure/How Do We Know Though?

7. Klopp and the Ball Boy

8. People get shivved in a Turkish game

9. Club-inspired blue jeans