If you’ve ever taken a hit and then immediately thought, “Wait… how long is THIS gonna stay in me?”, this episode is about to become your new favorite panic-relief comedy session.

We’re breaking down the real science, the myths, and the ridiculous things people do when they realize they might—just maybe—have a drug test coming up.

You’ll hear:

How long THC actually sticks around in your blood, urine, saliva, hair, and probably your soul

Why two people can smoke the same joint but one is sober in an hour and the other is high until Wednesday

The funniest detox myths people swear by:

• “Just drink 14 gallons of cranberry juice.”
• “If you sweat hard enough, you’ll be fine.”
• “Bro, take a bath in vinegar.”
• Times when I 100% should’ve checked before smoking… but didn’t
• How edibles, concentrates, tolerance, metabolism, and “that one friend who rolls fat joints” all affect how long THC sticks around
• The moment every stoner knows:
• “Wait… is my job gonna test me?”
• “Should I Google this?”
• “Actually, no—Googling made it worse.”

• • It’s comedy, cannabis education, and panic-fueled storytelling all rolled into one episode.

🎧 Hit play and finally learn the truth (with laughs instead of anxiety).

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