Yeah, we're simple people... but you knew that. We got all excited about the promise of a new buffet restaurant with piles of glistening shrimp... steaks... mussels and clams and desserts aplenty! Did we explode all over the table? How much have you managed to pack in in one sitting? Good news- Utah's Hogle Zoo is inviting federal workers into the zoo free- just bring your federal ID card and your immediate family. Just PLEASE keep your clothes on. Apparently their poor sea lion threw up a toddler's sock Monday... which leads me to wonder, where's the toddler?

(Screen cap courtesy of "Monty Python and the Meaning of Life) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPD...