This sarcastic [episode] is dedicated to my family and all my friends of the last 10 years. They will see why.

A special thanks to Nicole R. for the help with the video(s)! And to my brother for the T-shirt: there’s a tiny cute bug that says "I have giant problems".

0:00 Prologue

0:53 Inclusivity statement

1:24 How to build an abusive relationship with your research

3:00 How to suffer from doing research

5:10 How to be unproductive  

7:01 How to compare yourself with others

8:38 How to feel worse from reassurance

9:33 Epilogue