12 - How to Call Your Girlfriend

It's the first episode of 2018, and we stayed inside on New Year's and refused to stop being awkward introverts. So this week, we learn how to actually talk to our better halves. Listen to learn all about resolutions, spies, elliptical flirting, multi-tasking crimes, greeting etiquette, voicemail tests, that song you're thinking of, skewl, execution dining, Siri's exercise routine, Mission Impossible phone plans, and unsolicited advice for Apple Inc. Today's WikiHow article: How to Talk to Your Girlfriend on the Phone How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow  WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.