11 - How to Celebrate Christmas With Your Teddy Bears

Time to get in the holiday spirit the only way we as responsible humans can: spoiling our 2 to 5 stuffed animals with gifts and more attention than we give our friends or family. Learn all about jingle bells, friendship tokens, gift math, teddy bear class systems, shedding the doi this holiday season, best friends Steve and Janelle Monáe, water torture, layers and layers of dried milk, another tomato Christmas, lost Peanuts specials, execution squads, math, and THE MOST IMPORTANT TWITTER POLL OF ALL TIME. Today's WikiHow article: How to Celebrate Christmas with a Lot of Teddies How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow  WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.