Happy holidays. Happy new year. Staind- it’s been a while. Today we discuss a very important topic to Neil: eggs. The chicken kind. The kind you eat. Specifically, methods to hard boil them, what the ability to poach an egg says about you, and how such a simple little thing can be an understated, yet profound litmus test for adulthood. You might be saying to yourself, “dude, wtf are you talking about...” Well, yeah! Tune in and find out.