Also, on this thrilling episode of "How to Die Alone" podcast:

-Matty has been watching reruns of "The Amazing Race"

-Stephen takes investment advice from his junk

-David's dad roasts him over his lack of oral hygiene

-Matt expects certain accents to have certain opinions and his former classmate becomes a psychologist

-Arizona makes it a crime to lick ice cream and put it back on the shelf -We devise some amazing new Oreo flavors - Nabisco GET AT US!

-Texas mayor declares "only the strong will survive" like an absolute psychopath

-We detail how easy it isn't to leave Florida in the event of hurricanes

-Stephen drops the historical knowledge about Florida's awesome highways

-And old, rich people create jobs we didn't even know we needed