We're talking with Rafiq Shaheen about how to get booked in comedy. Along the way, we chat about fight announcers, Jason Alexander proving some parts are too little, how Zach Morris was actually ubersoldat, and about how kids cartoons are woke.

Then we dabble in the hollow earth conspiracy, talk about how white people were invented, how a chick from Smallville may or may not have gotten into some sticky situations, and discuss some awesome gender swapped movie remakes. 

Also Stan Lee gets deified, Matt Groening is the master of the universe, and a Nazi runs for office in the city hot dogs built.

Check it out, power pout!