The boys tell the tale of the West Virginia chupacabra. It's as chilling as it is full of child like wonder and the blood of woodland critters. Matt stumbles upon hilarity in a parking lot. We talk about the candidate for governor or senator, Randy Holton, and his trips on public transit and taste for the finer things. Stephen buys a ridiculous airbrushed t-shirt at the beach as a kid, and he ruins tandem writing for everyone. And maybe, just maybe, David becomes the Thanos of human waste. Because he's like that sometimes.