On this episode, we talk to Patrick Welsh about our illusion of freedom. Patrick lets loose about being arrested yet again for his love of flowers. Matt apparently lives in an apartment complex that's really a thinly veiled police department. We vent about how our boys in blue kill it at shrugging off any crime we face. We celebrate Oregon's newfound liberty to put gas in their own vehicles, we lament New Yorkers having their soda sizes limited like they're children, and we discuss how awesome it is to be legally required to pay for insurance that doesn't ever pay out.