The Righteous Brigade rides furiously across the News! Don't eat meat they say, don't eat anything but greens! 

This has been boosted recently by AOC's Green New Deal, you remember how it went on and on about Farting Cows and Dirty Evil Airplanes. 

What are we supposed to think?

Well, I turned to Saint Calvin of Hobbes, as we all should, and he proffered some valuable ideas.

Cannibalism, if done right, can be a virtuous and meaningful way to express oneself in life. It's less wasteful and demands creativity. 

And who better to eat than Vegans? Be honest, you won't miss them! I know I won't. 

Don't get mad, get full...ON VEGANS!

 

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