Hello everyone and a very warm welcome to episode 22 of the galactically available Social Media Ruins Everything podcast, where you can expand your mind, your opinions and tell people wonderful facts at work after listening. And if they question you, you’re able to say “I heard it on a podcast” (t-shirts coming soon).

This week the guys discuss life in New Zealand with first-time-caller Alan, they hear about Producer Cam ruining a marriage proposal by tipping a round of drinks over everyone’s head, and how much fraudsters have ripped the taxpayer off, per head.

In Questions, Queries and Conundrums, they ponder whether Christmas is losing its festiveness, how Mark’s arse is, and pieces of information that would lead to us being asked “how the fuck do you know that?”.