Who among us has not selected a watermelon that looked totally juicy and delightful- only to find we'd just wasted eight bucks on some nasty too-ripe or too-green monstrosity? After today's lesson on picking the perfect watermelon, you will become the Watermelon Zen Master. Also, the man who robbed a bank just to get put in jail to get away from his wife. This didn't end well. There's still skiing in Utah! On the Fourth! We'll tell you where. And speaking of fireworks, there's some hysterical advice from local firefighters who are Just Over It. Have a look.