Alpha move.

“Whaddya say we get hitched?”

Super-alpha move.

“Whaddya say we get hitched, my number one bitch?”

Then slip this ring on her finger:

**Tiny diamond inside**

Alpha move.

Walk up behind her, wrap your arms around her, lean over her shoulder, and while placing the ring box into her hand whisper in your deepest, most gravelly voice: “Let’s do this.”

Super-alpha move.

Same as above, but instead of an engagement ring box, put two tickets to Vegas and a brochure for the Elvis Chapel in her hand.

Alpha move.

“You know, I never thought I’d hear myself saying this, but... ah fuck it, let’s go crazy and get married, babe.”

Super-alpha move.

“You know why I’m asking you to marry me? Cause you’re the kind of girl who would sign a pre-nup. That’s what I cherish about you.”

Alpha move.

“How long we been together? Five years? Ten years? It’s time...” Slide the ring box over to her.

Super-alpha move.

“May as well dot the i’s and cross the t’s and get married already.”

Alpha move.

Take her to a secluded nature spot. Dance with her under the clear moonlight. Gaze into her eyes and slip the ring on her finger, saying nothing.

Super-alpha move.

Take her to a secluded nature spot. Dance with her under the clear moonlight. Gaze into her eyes and slip a handcrafted origami paper ring on her finger. Tell her “You know you want it, babe.”

Alpha move.

“Marry me, lovechop.”

Super-alpha move.

“Marry me, dirty whore.”