That 70-page inspection report you just got is not proof you bought a “bad” house. It’s proof you hired someone whose job is to write down every single thing they can find, from real safety issues to tiny maintenance notes that show up on almost every property. We talk through how to read a home inspection like a pro, how to keep your emotions in check, and how to use the report to make better decisions and stronger repair requests. 

We also get real about the mortgage side of inspections. As a lender, Cody explains why lenders usually do not need or want your full inspection report, what can happen if it accidentally ends up in underwriting, and how appraisals drive most financing-related repairs. If you’re using a VA loan, FHA loan, or USDA loan, we outline the common “health and safety” triggers that can slow down closing, like peeling paint, exposed wiring, missing floor coverings, water heater strapping, and deck or stair railings. 

Then we dig into septic inspections and well water tests, including why requirements can vary depending on the investor even when the loan type looks the same on the surface. If you’re buying acreage, a farm property, or any home on septic or well, we share how to plan ahead so you don’t get surprised a week before closing. 

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