How to Survive a Scandal

If it sounds like we hate each other during the first 10 minutes of this episode, it's because we do. Stay to the end to find out why. Also, we talk about church, why we left, and why every pastor has a sex scandal.

Tyra Banks is suing Netflix. Patagonia is suing Pattie Gonia. Tomi almost considered thinking about suing someone once. And with that, we say adios for the summer!

We discuss: typos (chic? or ick? spoiler alert: both), the Summer House bonus episode, Love Island, and our proposal to re-think the whole "Boy Mom"/"Girl Dad" thing. It's weird.

We discover a major difference in how we want our partners to respond to our triggers, then soft launch a new TV show. But first, Grace tells a weird story about choking on ice, and of course, we touch on the final Summer House Reunion episode.

Unrequited friendships, the love story of Keke and Sean. Just a little bit of this and a little bit of that on this week's express episode.

We talk worst kisses, spineless homophobes, and the dos and don'ts of ethical gossip according to the Gossip Hierarchy of Trust.

We talk dental drama, dating drama, and a new reality TV show featuring a group of gorgeous 30-somethings trying to escape the soul-sucking grasp of corporate life (the show is imaginary and the 30 somethings are us).

Tomi made a LinkedIn post and Grace almost married a murderer (not actually).

We share some local gossip from a beloved listener, make some sweeping generalizations about age gaps, and wrestle with the age-old of question of whether a relationship can survive The Ick.

We address the Bravo audio leaks, and leaked nudes. Tomi provides a bachelorette party recap, and Grace weighs in on a major fight.