-Gerald discusses Kanye West’s song “Gold Digger” on Valentine’s Day

-Alan discusses Kanye West new “Jesus Walks” socks

-Alan gives tips to married folks on how to survive Valentine’s Day

-Gerald breaks down Derek Jeters career & dating career

-If you are a dude it might be best to be single until after your career

-Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey,

-Gerald gets concerned that he’s traumatizing Alan's son

-Tom Brady, Robert Kraft, Patriots & Massage Workers

-Stealing sugar packets & condiments

-Ketchup packets, dip & squeeze ketchup, giant ketchup pump at restaurants