We read the worst LinkedIn posts we could find. A fish. And a chicken.

This week we start with a genuinely embarrassing British skydiving fundraisers and end up somewhere around the expected value of your vote, Dutch tax policy, and a bunk bed assassination attempt.

An 80,000 Hours thought experiment and a physics major who has made peace with all possible futures. The important thing is that America's GDP triples.Plus: who would you vote for in 2028?

The gang goes through a bit of a divorce. A conversation progress about civilizational progress, moral obligation, and the optimal use of bone mass.

A tour through humanity's grievances, on a 1-5 star scale. Guest celebrity; an actual local guide.

The gang invents inators for filming fireworks, receiving a "we need to talk", and the word "cheeky" used by non-brits. A bonus episode in the truest sense.

On venting anger, willpower depletion, and the 10,000 steps rule. Also I take cold showers. Eight people, none of them surprised enough.

Good news: money can buy happiness. Bad news: not for you. The gang score it big with 20 bucks.

Personality tests work because you remember the parts that fit and forget the parts that don't; federal crimes.

On defeating a knight with a week of prep, creating one big time zone, and fixing sleep as a biological bug.