Step 1: Invade your own country. Step 2: ...? This week, we're breaking down Donald Trump's bizarre new strategy to win a Nobel Peace Prize by deploying federal troops against American citizens in cities like Portland and Chicago. We also watch Trump suddenly develop amnesia when a reporter asks the one question he doesn't want to answer: Will he pardon his old friend, Ghislaine Maxwell? Meanwhile, across the pond, the UK has a free speech crisis of its own, where holding an "I Oppose Genocide" sign can get you arrested. Plus, we marvel at the latest "MAGA Math" promising free money from Big Pharma and celebrate the UK's Conservative party for their bold new spelling of "Britain." And finally, we travel to India to admire a truly magnificent work of art: a sculpture of a ripped, demon Trump riding a lion. Join our transatlantic tour of political insanity, and let us know in the comments which story broke your brain the most!