13 - How to Write a Cat Prophecy

K and Rob maybe take this whole cat articles thing too far. Listen now to learn all about star clans, misquoting The Lion King, not circling back to that, proxy wrestlers, garbage cat authors, prophecy word counts, J. Lo clickbait, the genderless void, Twilight plotholes, millennial despondency, white destruction, frozen talons, catbirds, Rob incoherently babbling while talking about intelligence, the Netflix Original Orc Cop Holiday Film Bright starring Joel Edgerton, K Alexander: film critic, literally fancy pants, Edgar Allen Poe, and Weasley/Christ power rankings. Today's WikiHow article: How to Create a Warrior Cat Prophecy How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow  WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.