Let us harken back to the olden past that is 2007. Since the mid-'80s human beings have been born with mysterious dates on their skin, though nobody knows what they mean. One such individual is Lydia Monroe, whose date is quickly approaching.

Written by Shanna Shotwell and Paul DiSalvo Produced by Paul DiSalvo

Voice Cast:

Shanna Shotwell as the NarratorSalem Georgousis as LydiaMarissa Busby as EvelynAdam Hirsch as Levi and Nameless Construction Worker #15Sarah Atta as JanSteven DiSalvo as Bob and Biff Bistro

Sound Credits:

Flamingosis - Not Like The Others Flamingosis - A Groovy Thing Flamingosis - Long Distance Flamingosis - Feelings of sentimentality due to getting curved Flamingosis - Another Time Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy Zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds

Content Notes: This episode contains the following:Excessive ViolenceExplicit Language How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.