Here's where we meet the curious folks of Alabaster Flats and are confronted with the mysterious happenings of this one quite frontier town. Can Sheriff Henley figure it or before it kills him?

Howdy Pardner

Welcome to Alabaster Flats: The Self-Aware Western. Name's Whiskers. You heard about the strange happenins here, hm? Biggest mystery this side of the Pecos.  We've suffered, or rather, experienced 17 sheriffs in 30 days and we don't know why.  While you're here you'll probably meet Miss Sofia she runs the Short Stick Saloon.  Try to steer clear of Morgan's Mercantile, and whatever you do, don't let deputy Wyatt Chirp tell you a story.  You'll thank me later.  Oh, and be sure to say howdy to our newest and 17th Sheriff Patrick Henley.  We'll see how long he lasts.

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Welcome to Alabaster Flats: The Self-Aware Western. Name's Whiskers. You heard about the strange happenins here, hm? Biggest mystery this side of the Pecos. We've suffered, or rather, experienced 17 sheriffs in 30 days and we don't know why. While you're here you'll probably meet Miss Sofia she runs the Short Stick Saloon. Try to steer clear of Morgan's Mercantile, and whatever you do, don't let deputy Wyatt Chirp tell you a story. You'll thank me later. Oh, and be sure to say howdy to our newest and 17th Sheriff Patrick Henley. We'll see how long he lasts.

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