Comic book writer Christopher Hastings (Dr. McNinja, Gwenpool, Adventure Time) and comedian Chrissie Gruebel (UCB's Maude Night, Reductress, Funny or Die) throw back a few drinks and talk about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990).

Who's the main character of this movie? Does we really need Casey Jones? What does it mean to "do" machines? Regular, or menthol? All these questions will be answered, and more.

Cover art by Glossy & Odd. Our theme song is "Nobody Loves the Hulk" by The Traits.