"Hello. Welcome to We Ate All the Piesh. Thish ish Fake Sean Connery Bot, here to tell you all about thish latesht epishode named in honor of my favorite movie, 'Hunt for the Red October.' Thish week, the ladsh Adam, Caleb, and Jordan dishcuss Arshenal'sh 3-2 win against a Liverpool team even more ravaged by injuriesh. And, they ashk how long Jurgen Klopp will be given to shteer the Redsh to shuccessh. Caleb and Adam talk about Lucca Shcamacca'sh non-handball handball for Wesht Ham'sh shecond goal against the Whitesh of Fulham. Crishtiano Ronaldo'sh sheven....shev....700th club goal let'sh us ask if it'sh fair to say he should retire from internashshshshonal football. There'sh also some lovely mushic talk, MLSsh playoffsh are shhet, and, my pershonal favorite: it'sh time for Top Shelf Picksh."