Coast Guard member and Florida resident Kevin Hoeben dodged Hurricane Dorian and made time to speak truth to social grave robbers and models posting "thoughts and prayers" with suggestive beach photos. Eyewitness Joe reports on his experience at the 9/11 memorial. Kevin describes Yahoo Groups, which predates even Myspace, and he notes the existence of the pre-Youtube generation. Joe and Chase prophesy the rise of LinkedIn as a dating app. Kevin uses the Facebook birthday feature to remind himself to delete friends. Joe realizes he forgot the time he was unable to attend Kevin's wedding. Chase reveals no one wishes him happy birthday. Kevin reveals that Pokemon Go may be the greatest social media platform before revealing which social account he wants to delete most.