Let's go back to Once Upon a Time, when you decided to get married, and you're very happy,  and you have an internal itch that tells you that your spouse would be very happy if you surprised them with a different vehicle.

The keyword there is 'Surprise'...and that's where all your Husband Math goes begins to breakdown, just like the new to you car did just five minutes from the dealership.

Then, things get worse.

With all the good intentions in the world, Stephen managed to begin an 11 month journey of one cartastrophe after another.