Hymn

Written By Amy Claire Shearer

"What do you do when everyone is telling you one thing, but he is telling you another?"

Grandmothers are always right. Especially when they were Suffragettes. But, what happens when everyone else disagrees and she isn't there anymore? You turn to the one person who understands. Who gets you. Who wants you to be with him. You might be fighting a different cause from your beloved Grandmother - but this time it's in his name.

erformed By Karen Bartke and Colleen Garrett.

Produced and Directed by Christopher Patrick.

Tech: Kieran Fitzpatrick, Keiran Lowrie and Calum McMillan

Recorded Live at The Beacon Arts Centre, Greenock on the 31st March 2016.

1.3: Hymn by Amy Claire Shearer

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In the finale for Series 2, Chris revisits his first short film, produced by Pan Breed Productions, The Auditors. 
Mother Nature is real and the world is run like a multi-million pound enterprise and it's losing money. Big time. Auditor's; John Baines and Emma Sykes are brought in to make the relevant cuts. However, Baines has started to question the work they do and is faced with choosing between carrying out the job at hand and what is truly important to him.  

Cast:
Baines: John Savage
Sykes: Hayley Bristow
Summer: Craig Anthony-Ralston
Spring: Kerry Browne
Autumn: Erin Donnachie
Winter: Jericho Reid

Song: Blacker Than Blue
Artist: The Grand Opening
Album: Don't Look Back into the Darkness
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Produced by Short Attention Span Theatre
Written by Chris Patrick Performed by James Keenan Directed by Daniel Gee Husson
“Get a cat they said, it’ll be nae hassle they said.” It’s a Monday night during the Summer of 2016. The Euros are on, the hoose is quiet and Dave has a cup of tea in hand. It’s a cracking night – until the neighbour knocks the door with news about the cat.
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An Update On Series Two of the Podcast. What the hell happened!?

An Update on Series Two

Toasted Fiction Theatre presents a No Nonsense Production of Para Handy: A Radio Play (Not) On Stage.
A radio play not on stage (on podcast) adaptation of Neil Munro's classic Para Handy tales.
The Master Mariner, Dougie the Mate, MacPhail the Engineer and Sunny Jim along with a host of other characters take to the airwaves courtesy of three plucky radio actors. This week's episode is The Baker's Little Widow.
Adapted, directed by and starring Kevin Jannetts, along with Calum McVittie & Stewart Phillips.
Check out all things No Nonsense Productions on social media @nononsensepro and their website www.nononsenseproductions.co.uk
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Created by Chris Patrick
Series Two produced by Chris Patrick & Ross Patrick
For all more content, including sketches and books, head to www.chrispatrickwriter.com

2.4: Para Handy & The Baker's Little Widow by No Nonsense Productions

Toasted Fiction Theatre presents a No Nonsense Production of Para Handy: A Radio Play (Not) On Stage.
A radio play not on stage (on podcast) adaptation of Neil Munro's classic Para Handy tales.
The Master Mariner, Dougie the Mate, MacPhail the Engineer and Sunny Jim along with a host of other characters take to the airwaves courtesy of three plucky radio actors. This week's episode is The Malingerer
Adapted, directed by and starring Kevin Jannetts, along with Calum McVittie & Stewart Phillips.
Check out all things No Nonsense Productions on social media @nononsensepro and their website www.nononsenseproductions.co.uk
Subscribe, share and leave a review/rating of the Toasted Fiction Theatre podcast. Get in touch with us @toastedfictiontheatre or through e-mail on toastedfictiontheatre@gmail.com
You can also support the show via our Patreon page www.patreon.com/toastedfictiontheatre with as little as £1!
Created by Chris Patrick
Series Two produced by Chris Patrick & Ross Patrick
For all more content, including sketches and books, head to www.chrispatrickwriter.com

1.3: Hymn by Amy Claire Shearer

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