At last--long last--all is revealed, and the children of Abaris shall walk into the heavens. Global warming, the biblical flood, the miniature Ice Age, the presence of aliens on planet Earth, and the extinction of the dinosaurs are all explained plainly and logically through the writings of the Old Master, Herodotus.

Prompt words: Doctor. Smoke. Yummy.

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GREEN LEAVES is from Jason Shaw's album 'Audionautix: Acoustic'. You can find it and other music licensed under Creative Commons at https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jason_Shaw