Everyone’s suddenly a HYROX athlete… until it’s time to actually train like one.

HYROX is starting to feel less like a sport and more like a TikTok trend — it looks intense, it sounds elite, but scratch the surface and it’s just another overhyped event where the aesthetics matter more than the actual performance.

Let’s be real: 💉 Half the top competitors are juiced up on steroids and still pretend they’re “just dialed in.” 💊 Ozempic has replaced discipline. 🫁 “Rib compression” and other nonsense have become the new buzzwords for people who read one article and now think they’re biomechanics experts. 💻 And the keyboard warriors? Oh, they’ve ALL got an opinion… even though they’ve never trained a client or stepped foot in a proper gym.

We’re not hating on hard work — we’re hating on the fake hype, the shortcuts, and the cult-like obsession with something that’s not delivering half the results it promises.

HYROX isn’t hardcore. It’s marketable mediocrity dressed up in a branded vest.